A Grain of Wheat.. ..

Skimble has a vast arsenal of jokes, that vary from the corny to the obscene. We make it a point to laugh at them whether they're funny or not because he's apt to wrestle you to the ground and sit on you till you do. Occasionally though, he comes up with something that's actually funny.

Last night at dinner, I found a spoon laid next to my plate. I got up to exchange it for a fork. Why? inquired my mum, what difference does it make? Skimble replied dead pan, she prefers forking to spooning.